Smeared Mascara
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
Episodes
70 episodes
New Pope. Who dis?
This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Gen Z.Brooke gives us a behind the scenes story...
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Season 3
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57:23
Coachella - Week 1
Put on your shorty shorts and your flower crown because we’re headed to Coachella! Actually Brooke and Mandy are reporting about Coachella via social media. Did you really expect these babes to travel during the school year? In this economy?
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Season 3
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Episode 15
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1:02:18
Bachlorette, Protest, and White Lotus
**This episode contains SPOILERS for the season 3 finale of White Lotus**This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide protest that took place over the weekend. The signs were signing and the people are pissed.Mandy spills ...
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Season 3
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Episode 14
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1:23:51
Eat Your Cannolis
This episode is popping with pop culture. Brooke and Mandy have a mature discussion about appendages and Italian desserts. The ladies also talk about the challenges of raising Gen Z-ers, “remixing” your life, and their current favorite streamin...
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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1:12:05
She Doesn't Even Go Here
Have you ever accidentally texted the wrong person? We absolutely have. Have you ever accidentally added a journalist to a super, ultra, mega confidential political message??? And then the journalist publishes the message? And THEN the White Ho...
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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46:27
Oh Krackers!
St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Luck...
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Season 3
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51:26
Women’s Month BITCH
This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the joys of being a woman and marvel at the amazing progress that we’ve made as a society and culture over the centuries. Then we bring it right back to reality remind ourselves of the dystopian society we ...
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A Homage to Monica… Chalomeeett
Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke and Mandy are trying a more structured and focused episode this week. We received some “constructive criticism” from some “fans” and were trying something new.There is talk of th...
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1:01:49
Rock n' Roll and Big City
This week Brooke and Mandy rave about the Dsquared2 fashion show. Doechii and Naomi Campbell walked. No crumbs. A drag name for Brooke is being workshopped. Ideas for last names are being accepted. Drop us a text or email with your ...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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51:42
SNL 50
This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara covers Saturday Night Live’s 50th Anniversary show. Of course Brooke and Mandy didn’t watch the entire 3 hour show. They watched clips on TikTok like normal people. Duh.Naturally there is discussio...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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1:08:16
Kendrick’s Super Bowl
Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s annual Super Bowl Monday show. The ladies gloss over the actual game and focus on the Half Time performance. They delve into Jalen Hurts’ 90s R&B style, Kendrick’s outfit and Mustard’s real name....
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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1:33:39
Kenny’s Here!
Walk the virtual red carpet with Brooke and Mandy! The slaydies discuss the Grammy Awards fashion and chisme. Of course they didn’t watch the broadcast. This piece of quality journalism is fueled by TikTok. Make sure your face tape ...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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1:39:44
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Grab 'em In The Biscuits
Welcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast fueled by ADHD! Listen to the latest and greatest from Mandy and Brooke. In this episode, Mandy is obsessed with the runway video featuring Zaddy Newsome, and Brooke is setting bound...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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1:20:32
The Tiktok Ban
Join Brooke and Mandy as they ponder life under the new regime… ummm, presidency. How will they balance reality and delusion while surviving the next four years? Listen to how productive they were (or weren’t) during the TikTok Ban....
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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1:00:15
Brown Flags
Some of you may have noticed that there was no new episode last week. The LA fires and everything else in the world were too much for the ladies. There was a recording and it was unhinged. Never fear because Brooke and Mandy are back! ...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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1:06:33
Clanuary
This episode was recorded on January 6, 2025. No masks or vaccines required. Certain constitutional rights are favored while others are disregarded. Don’t tread on my wall or my trad wife.Smeared Mascara officially rings in th...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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1:08:12
Happy New Year Wanda!
In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy profess their love of Caleb Hearon and their disdain of bong rips in the city.Goals for 2025 are discussed briefly. The ADHD train quickly leaves the station and new topics are introduced like mi...
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Season 2
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1:23:05
Bunch of Yappers
It’s a double shot of Smeared Mascara!Mandy is coming in HOT and Brooke is adding the lighter fluid to this inferno. Listen to the ladies talk about White Elephant gift exchange trauma, Christmas shopping, and holiday card con...
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Season 2
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1:34:26
Word On The Street
Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they discuss the latest in pop culture and their lives. They cover drones, Luigi Mangione, and High Body Count Hair.The language in this episode will probably get Brooke and Mandy on the Naughty Lis...
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Season 2
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1:12:19
A Very Qualude Thanksgiving....Mandy's Shitty B-day Part 2
It’s the most anticipated episode of the year. You’re invited to Mandy’s Shitty Birthday, Part 2. (Wondering about part one? Check out episode 10 of season 1.) There’s a chance that things may have improved from last year. You be the judg...
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Season 2
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1:30:19
don't blink first #qualude
Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This episode contains a cornucopia of topics. There is something from everyone. Maybe? Probably. It’s an audio gift and there are no returns or exchanges.The ladies...
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Season 2
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1:26:08
Post Election Let Down?
Get ready for a super positive and inspirational episode! Just kidding, this is Smeared Mascara after all. Brooke and Mandy are still coping with the disappointment of the presidential election. They are trying their best to spi...
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1:11:22
Tap Tap Tap that Rotisserie Chicken
This episode we find the ladies trying to face the harsh reality of US politics. How long will they last as Marthas in this Handmaids Tale horror/reality? Brooke and Mandy analyze the pros and cons of micro dosing and imagine how it would be to...
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Episode 33
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1:25:59
The Positivity Pod
There’s no room for negativity and doubt in this episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke is bringing the rainbows and sunshine while Mandy is trying her best to not be such a Scorpio. It’s World Series time and Brooke keeps us updated on the battle ...
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Episode 32
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1:06:45
